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The Lawyer, Bird Law Enthusiast & Bigfoot Skeptic

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Some people have a very specific combination of interests. This design is for the lawyer who can argue a case in court, identify a bird on sight, and still isn’t convinced Bigfoot is real.

The vintage collegiate-style crest brings all three together: a set of scales above a shield split between a flying goose and a forest-dwelling Bigfoot, surrounded by oak leaves and finished with gold-and-cream lettering. It has the look of an old university emblem, with a few decidedly unusual areas of expertise.

It’s a fun choice for an environmental lawyer, birdwatcher, or anyone whose interests don’t fit neatly into one category. And for How I Met Your Mother fans, the combination has a little Barney Stinson energy: a confident, official-looking presentation hiding a wonderfully absurd premise.

Wear it to the office, a casual weekend outing, or the next gathering where someone inevitably brings up whether Bigfoot could hold up in court.

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More details

  • 80% organic ring-spun combed cotton, 20% recycled polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.3 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Set-in sleeves
  • 1 × 1 rib at collar, sleeve cuffs, and bottom hem
  • Twin-needle top stitch on all seams
  • Herringbone back neck tape
  • Half-moon detail on the back
  • The fabric of this product is GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

The Lawyer, Bird Law Enthusiast & Bigfoot Skeptic Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
27.17
19.69
25
M
27.95
21.26
25.79
L
28.74
22.83
26.57
XL
29.92
24.8
26.77
2XL
30.91
26.77
26.97

Measurements are provided by suppliers. This product runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare it with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the product to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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