The Augmented Burnout Extended Gaming Mouse Pad
The 4 AM Editing Companion
Battery at 12%, CPM down 68%, emotional stability unstable. The dashboard on this extended gaming mouse pad reads like a creator’s analytics page after one particularly brutal upload. A chrome-faced android sits beneath a neon-pink ring, surrounded by cyan HUD panels tracking algorithm dependency, dopamine output, and the steady decline of anything resembling an offline life.
The joke lands best with someone who knows that making videos involves more than filming and uploading. There are analytics to obsess over, edits that stretch into the early hours, and the nagging suspicion that the algorithm has developed a personal grudge. Even the android’s status report lists natural sleep, real connection, and inner peace as unavailable.
For a YouTuber who spends long sessions editing, gaming, or juggling creator tools, this design brings a bit of dark humor to the desk. Its dense cyberpunk artwork is deliberately loud, so it suits someone who enjoys neon graphics and jokes about creator burnout more than minimalist accessories.
More details
- 100% polyester top
- Rubber non-slip base
- Dimensions are (if both sizes are available) 36″ × 18″ (91.4 cm × 45.7 cm) or 18″ × 16″ (45.8 cm × 40.7 cm)
- Do not wash, gentle spot clean only
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Science of Gifts
- Email: contact@support.shop.scienceofgifts.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Available in 2 sizes:
- 36″ × 18″ (91.4 cm × 45.7 cm)
- 18″ × 16″ (45.8 cm × 40.7 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
