History Buff Definition Hoodie
There's something quietly satisfying about a hoodie that makes you think for a second. This one doesn't announce itself loudly. It just sits there, looking like a dictionary entry, until someone reads it closely enough to get it.
The front reads: History Buff, noun. Someone who knows the past wasn't simple, just simplified. Followed by a redaction bar. And at the bottom, in small italic type: see also: footnotes, archives, lost context.
That's the whole thing. No imagery, no illustration. Just words, typeset like a reference book, in off-white on black. It works because the joke is understated enough that it doesn't feel like a joke at all.
For anyone who's spent time arguing that a historical event was more complicated than the textbook version, or who reads the footnotes before the main text, this is the kind of history buff hoodie that actually earns a reaction. Not from everyone. Just from the right people.
It's a solid everyday hoodie and an even better gift for the history lover in your life who's tired of oversimplified takes. The kind of person who will read the text, pause, and then quietly appreciate that someone out there made this.
More details
- 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
- Heavyweight fabric (9.4 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
- Dropped shoulders
- Kangaroo pocket in front
- Sleeve cuff ribbing
- Tear-away tag
Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Science of Gifts Shop
- Email: contact@support.shop.scienceofgifts.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa. Meets the formaldehyde, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
History Buff Definition Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27.75
|
22 1/2
|
22 1/2
|
|
M
|
28.75
|
23 1/2
|
22 1/2
|
|
L
|
29.75
|
24.75
|
24.25
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
26
|
24.25
|
|
2XL
|
31.75
|
27.25
|
25 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32.75
|
28.25
|
27
|