The Lawyer, Bird Law Enthusiast & Bigfoot Skeptic

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Some people have a very specific combination of interests. This design is for the lawyer who can argue a case in court, identify a bird on sight, and still isn’t convinced Bigfoot is real.

The vintage collegiate-style crest brings all three together: a set of scales above a shield split between a flying goose and a forest-dwelling Bigfoot, surrounded by oak leaves and finished with gold-and-cream lettering. It has the look of an old university emblem, with a few decidedly unusual areas of expertise.

It’s a fun choice for an environmental lawyer, birdwatcher, or anyone whose interests don’t fit neatly into one category. And for How I Met Your Mother fans, the combination has a little Barney Stinson energy: a confident, official-looking presentation hiding a wonderfully absurd premise.

Wear it to the office, a casual weekend outing, or the next gathering where someone inevitably brings up whether Bigfoot could hold up in court.

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More details

  • 80% organic ring-spun combed cotton, 20% recycled polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.3 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Set-in sleeves
  • 1 × 1 rib at collar, sleeve cuffs, and bottom hem
  • Twin-needle top stitch on all seams
  • Herringbone back neck tape
  • Half-moon detail on the back
  • The fabric of this product is GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.